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enchantress-henny:

francisxie:

hey if anyone tells you art goal is something serious remember i learned how to draw like actual western comics art style just to shove batman into high heels and titty window

netvvork:

Chris O'Donnell in Batman & Robin (1997) dir. Joel Schumacher

Hear me out: Batfam as the Witcher Bat School. A family of humans that somehow accidentally became mutated into witchers despite being way older than the cut off for surviving the mutagens. And they’re just swanning around with all the other Witcher schools like 😳

Witchers: we have no fear

Batfam: Exists

Witchers: we have one fear

I have great idea: we put away The Joker and don’t do anything Joker related for 5 years

I’ve had enough, he’s boring

I mean a key part of his character is that he can’t/doesn’t have a backstory or real human emotions. He’s become the Moriarty of batman. Like do y'all remember that one BBC Sherlock episode where like even simple break and enter thieves did it because of Moriarty? It’s a lack of comprehension about why petty crime happens. Joker is in every film, tv show, and video game all the time congratulations, you hit the quota, no more joker for 5 years.  Like, the dc universe is SO RICH. There are so many heroes and villains and planets, so many interesting motivations and the Joker is just “uwu chaos” :), and it’s the same every time. I mean, I personally really love specific marvel characters but like, if you map it out, a lot of marvel characters are taken from dc characters and yet it’s just this one guy with one gimmick. There’s only so much dimension that can ever be had to a character with no motivation, backstory or emotional stakes.

just-an-aussie-fandom-hermit:

wemblingfool:

I know the popular take is Batman’s rogues getting their butts handed to them by Bruce Wayne, and I’m not belittling that, because that’s really funny for all stated reasons?

But how about a new take: most of Batman’s rogues call him off limits, because they find out he is their benefactor, when/if they try to reform?

Mr Freeze won’t touch him because when he’s in Arkham, Bruce is the one who finances the research to help Nora Fries.

Poison Ivy won’t touch him because he had been the one supplying her with plants, while in prison.

Harley won’t touch him because he’s just a great guy an’ gotham needs guys like that.

Riddler won’t touch him because he was the secret backer that time Eddie tried to open a detective agency.

Croc won’t touch him because he’s one of the few people who ever talks to him like a person.

Deadshot refuses any hits on him because he found out Wayne does a lot of secret work for people down on their luck who made bad mistakes.

• Two-Face having a crisis in the middle of the street because, on the one hand, he’s just trapped Bruce Wayne inside of a bank, so he can get some serious cash outta this.
• But also: Harvey is screaming at him like “f*** you dude, that guy was my best friend. Also, he visits me in Arkham and treats the both of us like a damn human being.”
• And Two-Face being like “f*** it, that’s fair. i’ll flip a coin and see.”
• Harvey: “you most certainly wILL NOT. Just walk away, man.”
• The GCPD, shielded behind their cars, staring in shock and confusion: “what.”

Bruce slowly forming an amicable relationship with the Rogues is such a fun concept to me, because as much horror as these people have caused, Batman’s whole shtick is that everyone deserves a chance. So, while he doesn’t forget that these people are in Arkham for very legitimate reasons, he also takes the time to treat them as human beings

Riddler gets asked one day by a detective why he seems to explicitly avoid anything Wayne related, and he’s just like, “oh, he’s actually helping me draft plans for escape rooms and puzzle boxes and stuff as a positive outlet for my implicit need for attention and a constructive way of using my intelligence. It’d be just rude of me to bother him, ya know?”

Ivy: “how many billionaires do you know that seem to genuinely care about our planet and make actual, tangible efforts to create technologies to preserve what we have? The man is a rarity. Also, he convinced the guards to let me have a few plants with me—for comfort. Nice guy.”

Freeze: “he’s basically the only person who’s every given a damn about helping me save my wife. No way in hell am I crossing him.”

Deadshot, scrolling (or whatever) through his potential contracts: “Wayne? Oh hell no. I thought I blacklisted those ones. Delete. Begone. Live your best life Mr Wayne. Payday will come from somebody else.”

Harley: “I just think he’s neat. Also I know he’s Batman and he’s a cool dude, but I’m not gonna tell anyone that sooooo yeah.”

Waylon (Croc): “he saw my previous cell in Arkham and flipped made sure I got an actual habitat, and not a shoddy hole in the ground filled with sewer water, which made my stay there much more livable. He gives me food sometimes when he sees me in the wild. Nice guy. 10/10 will not eat.”

I just,,, love this.

“I still can’t believe Master Bruce actually said, ‘Cowabunga’.” - Alfred

aenramsden:

back-alley-hero:

kira-sucks-lawlipops:

tostadasheep:

A Statistics teacher in Gotham makes a graph comparing times when Bruce Wayne goes on long vacations with times Batman gets beaten up really badly by villains to illustrate to his class how correlation does not equal causation.

Imagine Dick Greyson as a uni student in that lecture, loosing his goddamn mind.

The students come to the conclusion that Bruce Wayne goes on vacation specifically to beat Batman up.

Actually, if I were in that class and not in the know and wanted to find a causative link, I’d have it the other way around. Batman gets hurt, so Bruce Wayne - whose galas and parties regularly get attacked by supervillains that Batman always seems to wind up saving him from - decides to lolnope out of Gotham until the resident superpowered-loony asskicker is back in form.

lethal-cuddles:

the-daughter-of-ragnarok:

OP you left out the best part

Always reblog wholesome batdad

karazrel:

robert pattinson singlehandedly destroying every single joker before he’s even put the suit on

harry-lloyds:

Batman: Fine. Did you get all that, Commissioner?
Commissioner: Indeed I did, Batman. We’ll set up the tape telecast and have the dummy package of money waiting. See you at eleven tonight.
Commissioner: Two fine men. So dissimilar in many respects and yet… yet so similar in others.