Listen, if any Merlin fic content could be made canon I would want it to be that one scene where Arthur is magically disguised as a servant and he finds out that all the servants in the castle meet up once a week to do dramatic reenactments of his and Merlin’s second meeting.
Arthur: …
Merlin, as Arthur: You can’t address me like that!
The other servants, in union, absolutely feral: Sorry, how long have you been training to be a prat,
ｍｙ ｌｏｒｄ?
Arthur: …
zudilio:
mickey milkovich successfully evaded arrest by screaming about gay sex on the hood of a police cruiser ur fav could never
movie concept
forthegothicheroine:
marzipanandminutiae:
marzipanandminutiae:
a normal college boy is dating a mysterious, ethereal girl who goes to his school. they’re in love and appear to be happy. as February break approaches (this is in Massachusetts), she invites him to come visit her family at the isolated island commune where she grew up
he comes, but starts to get nervous when they reach the commune and there’s just. clear documentary evidence of human sacrifice everywhere. like summer camp-style photos on the walls of the main dining hall labeled “MIDWINTER RITE 2015″ with the charred remains of a wicker man in the background. finally, unable to take the stress anymore, he confronts his girlfriend-
-who tells him that no, there’s no secret festival going on. she just brought him home to meet her family because she loves him. she’s actually kind of offended he asked.
and the whole rest of the movie is a black comedy exploring the everyday life of a bog-standard Creepy Pagan Commune™ when they’re NOT ritualistically killing people, as the hapless boy tries to get back into his girlfriend’s good graces
[LUNA pushes TODD away from her, disgusted]
LUNA: Oh my god, that’s- that’s so rude! Do I call your family a “creepy folk horror murder cult?”
TODD: But you murder people! You do! There’s a fucking skull on your childhood bed, for god’s sake!
[beat]
LUNA, beginning to sniffle: Are you…insulting Mr. Boney?!
Soundtrack is by Flight of the Concords doing a Decemberists impression.
karazrel:
robert pattinson singlehandedly destroying every single joker before he’s even put the suit on
neilnevins:
I once had two tickets to a Green Day concert and since no one else wanted to go with me I took my lawyer. When Billy Joe Armstrong came out and yelled “are you ready to rock?”, my lawyer leaned in to grab my arm and said “you don’t have to answer that”
firelxrdazula:
azula: DOthe tides🌊 command this ⛵ SHIP? 😂
captain: um, I’m afraid 😕I don’t understand. 😳
Azula: You SAID the tides🌊 would NOT ❌allow us to bring the SHIP in. Do the🌊 tides✋ command THIS ship?
Captain: No, 🚫Princess. ❎
Azula: And if I were to have you thrown OVERBOARD,🏊🏄 would the tides🌊 think TWICE about smashing🏃 YOU against the ROCKY shore? 🗿
Captain: no 😳, Princess. 😕
Azula: 😈Well, then, MAYBE you should worry LESS about the TIDES🌊😂 who’ve already made up their💡 MINDS😤 about killing YOU👀🚫, and worry MORE about mE🙆, who’s STILL mulling✌🔫 it OVER🔥💯