Hear me out: Batfam as the Witcher Bat School. A family of humans that somehow accidentally became mutated into witchers despite being way older than the cut off for surviving the mutagens. And they’re just swanning around with all the other Witcher schools like 😳
Witchers: we have no fear
Batfam: Exists
Witchers: we have one fear
im-fairly-whitty:
POV you are a cop trying to decide whether or not you dare giving a Witcher’s 1973–87 Chevrolet C10 a ticket for parking halfway on the curb in front of a middle school on parent teacher conference night.
(Find all thirteen easter eggs. Post car-wash version under the cut!)
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faeymouse:
tygermama:
hamelin-born:
faeymouse:
Jaskier would have written all the ballads and bops about Renfri, just saying. She’d have been his muse. Nothing but Witchers and Black Sun Princesses.
@theotherguysride
Yes but. But. But imagine Geralt slowly, painfully, telling Jaskier the story of Renfri. And Jaskier? He reacts as only a true bard can.
He writes a song about it.
Stregobor instantly becomes the most hated wizard on the entire continent, while Renfri is the Black Sun Princess, is remembered, is a model for little girls everywhere,.
Stregobor, that caterpillar eyebrowed bastard, gets exactly what he deserves
From the infamous bard Jaskier, known most widely as the creative force behind the popular piece, “Toss a Coin to Your Witcher”, comes what is sure to be another classic: “Throw a Rock at That Wizard”.
redwiiing:
Jaskier: I’m begging you to go see a healer
Geralt: Oh I’m sorry, is this our stab wound? Stay out of it.
pleasesupplymewithyourwahoos:
ciri: what are the hardest things to say?
yennefer: I was wrong
geralt: I need help
jaskier: Worcestershire sauce